Doris and Mary seem to turn everything into a fight. They will be in the kitchen cooking and argue about ingredients. In the bathroom pissing and argue about the way the toilet paper roll should be placed. There is nothing they do that doesn't end in a hair-pulling, bitch slapping, kicking, scream fest!  All their friends love to watch these two in action. It is always a guess as to who will end up on top. Some swear Doris is meaner. Others say Mary looks sweet but she is the real BITCH! One thing is for sure if you call these two it doesn't take much to get them going. Of course the best part is they LOVE IT!